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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



A12hammer 4:37 Mon Aug 29
Where is Nurse Ratched??
Has she been banned?



I quite miss her.



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joyo 3:26 Wed Aug 31
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
Having liposuction on the NHS

Far Cough 7:24 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
ag ag ag

Pancho 7:14 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
She'll be strumming her Leo Sayer hair covered wrinkled labia at the very idea of this thread.

Infidel 2:25 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
Claret

That Tyburn Convent thing is absolutely hilarious.

These batty old hags believe that there must be a permanent adoration of something called the 'Eucharist'.

So they take it in shifts to kneel for hours in front of a little wafer in a sort of metal frame, while thumbing a string of magic beads and thinking magical thoughts.

There are many ways to waste a life but this has to be right up there with the best of them!

Thanks for sharing - made my day!

(and by the way Nurse would have loved it too, if she were still around)

zebthecat 2:11 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
Thanks Alan

Alan 1:05 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
Found her

riosleftsock 11:01 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
I do not have her naked body, ball-gagged, smeared with marmite and strapped to a "love-table" in my cellar.

Just wanted to clear that up.

claret50 10:59 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
Shhhhhhhh, she's joined the order of silent sisters of Tyburn Convent.

http://www.tyburnconvent.org.uk

cholo 10:24 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
Murdered in her sleep by the very wasps she nurtured from birth.

Darby_ 10:15 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
That post absolutely reeked of team boaty.

stoneman 10:13 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
Doing what all women should be doing which is the housework whilst leaving football chat to us men.

ak37 10:12 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
Dead in a ditch. - Drunk in a bar in Mogadishu. Who knows

Willtell 9:34 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
Scraper 5:00
Surely it would look like something from Frankenstein....

Sven Roeder 9:18 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
She goes to Balmoral in the summer.
The wifi isn't as good as at Windsor.

BubblesCyprus 9:15 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
In exotic Leysdown on holiday is my guess?

Scraper 5:00 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
Would like to see a love child by Nurse Ratched and Leonard Hatred, our two most decorated members.

HairyHammer 2:17 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
I would like to think she finally realised that I am not this Zoltan bloke, and when she did she realised what a waste of space she might just be.

But I doubt that, and hope she is well in body and mind.

Son of Anarchy 2:13 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
PLUMP...

You still wanking over her facebook photos 3 times day 4 on weekends?

Gruesome Dump 12:44 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
ChesterRd 9:59 Mon Aug 29

happygilmore 12:22 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
Reliably informed time out for a routine vacestomy.

Ronald_antly 12:15 Tue Aug 30
Re: Where is Nurse Ratched??
She went AWOL around the same time as that Polite character.

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